Where has Winston been all these months. Has the government finally decided to silence this voice of dissent and shipped him off to syria for "quesioning". Did Winston go off the deep end in conspiracy and decide to isolate himself in a cave in wyoming with only a jar of peanut butter, 3 issues of Playboy, and a diet pepsi? Did Winston have second thoughts about the war and finally decide that it is indeed just. Did he don the uniform of our country and fight the good crusade against the Middle Eastern Infidels?
Shit no. Ive been playing elder scrolls IV oblivion and found it much more interesting, forgiving, and less full of shit than the real world. But everything is now okay and I am back. You can all resume your normal lives. I see that I have had a total of 7 visitors in the last few months. Well you seven are bitchtacular, and I will leave all that I own to you when I die (which is really only a couple of pizza boxes and herpes simplex B)
I won't be able to get political on you just yet, I have shut myself out --however I do see that Bush's poll numbers are down in the 20s. That is awesome. That makes my job alot easier.

This is not so much an editorial or request,but more more of a warning. So I would listen very carefully if I were one of these over 40 people who have never picked up a video game in their entire life and disregard them as trash and children's games. I am getting very sick of the pending regulation trying to curb the freedom and expression allowed in video games. If you do not wan't your children to play a violent video game, don't let him. Try parenting, it will work wonders. But WARNING...do not do anything to compromise my video game content.


There is a life concept that is a very important social check and balance. It is called catharsis. Catharsis, Latin from the Greek Katharsis 'purification', is a sudden emotional breakdown or climax that constitutes overwhelming feelings of great pity, sorrow, laughter, or any extreme change in emotion that results in the renewal, restoration and revitalization for living. Call it venting. Releasing a little steam so that the teapot doesn't explode and send fragments of white hot shrapnel into the throat of your fat, bloated, disgusting, sedentary lives.

To put it simply, I kill fake computer generated hookers in grand theft auto, so I don't shoot you in the face. I mow down wave after wave of fascist Nazi bastards, so I don't have to mow down wave after wave of fascist american christians. Take your pick, me killing fake people or me killing you. There are alot of people like me, who need to vent, so that nothing bad happens. Video games are YOUR friend.


Not to mention, that you are missing the point completely. Video game story lines, sub plots, and immersive worlds are far more complex and artistic than 95 % of TV and movie writing out there. Why, because they are written by the smart people (computer Dorks) We are not collecting fruit anymore or jumping over little pits in side scrollers. You are jealous because we are immersed in a fantasy world in such that taking out the trash can wait another hour. That is something you 40 or older types will never get. Because you are not emotionally attached or passionate about anything. Stick to what you know best...being fat and wasting your life watching reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond. Don't take my fantasy world away, its mine.

Excluding some Church people, most AMericans can easily tell the difference between fantasy and reality. Even Children know when they are pretending and when they are not. Sure there are a couple of sociopaths who copy some of the things that happen in video games... but if it wasn't video games, it would be something else. Music, Movies. What happened to just being fucking crazy..

But I can promise, if this society does something to my video games. You'll have more sociopaths on your hands. I'll come storming into your ultrawhite suburbanite cookie cutter neighborhood...dual wielding plasma rifles with an overshield and with my army of undervented, dissillusioned, mid to late twenty year olds who have had the one thing they are passionate about ripped away from them by people who hold the controller upside down. And through years of accuracy training, combat tactics, and multiple stimuli hand eye coordination simulations...we are all pretty good shots. Not one of my friends couldn't hit a butterfly from 500 yards with a high powered sniper rifle. Even the girls. Think about this, when you are laying on the ground with a burning plasma hole in your chest; I will be standing over you laughing, and looking real buff like. Dont' be surprised if I crouch and put my ball sack on your throat. It's called tea-bagging. You probably won't understand because its a video games thing. But it won't matter because you'll be dead. Remember, you are the one who made it real by taking away people's imagination.

I think that I may be god or at least a God. Aren't you all excited for me. I tell you what, some of you better start being nicer to me because pissing off a God is bad. What... you want me to prove it. No problem. There is this book on my shelf that says so. Can you disprove it? No. You can't... can you. So it must be true.
Well shit... Lets get down to business and make some long overdue rules about the governance of humanity. These need alot of work so make sure you pay attention to what I say. Or ill burn you with medium to large sized lightning bolts. Burn your shit right up.

rule #1 Killing anybody is bad. Killing in my name is worse. I mean anybody...Jews,queers,blacks,whites,members of opposing political parties, and other religions, gypsies, romas, arabs, and limeys. Just to show you im a team player I'll throw in the fetus. ALL BAD. You may kill animals but you must hunt them with non projectile devices. You MAY, however, kill any current or former member of the New Orleans Saints. They are just that bad. I guess this rule was just not clear enough the first time. The old management had major clarity problems. Look at that,in one paragraph..without any formal religious education..I easily improved on the world's most famous and least respected rule. God damn im godly.

Rule #2 ooooga booga. Malike hi micka highni heee. lubba lubba lubba. I figured I better include some very vague mystical bullshit that is so mysterious that only a god could come up with it (see half of the ten commandments).

And for the third and final rule...


Rule #3 Don't be Greedy. Don't ever screw anybody out of money, property, or otherwise no matter what the end result is. This inlcudes stealing and placing more emphasis on material goods that on human to human relationships.

There. Thats it. Everything else is your own personal business and won't require legislation. If you follow these three rules you will be able to say you lived a good moral life. If only the original was so clear and consise. Under my regime you will truly have free will. Bone whoever you want wherever you want.

I wont be around much to steer you on a path or anything, my car sucks . But I would advise against breaking my rules. My biceps are much bigger now that I am GOD. And I am one of those gods with 6 or more arms...thats alot of big biceps.

When you ban someone from commenting on your blog and delete their comments you are only saying one thing to the rest of the community. You are a spineless Jerkoff who can't possibly take criticism from anybody else. You are like Bush who delivers poorly written speeches in front of staged (invited) audiences in order to harness mindless supporters from people who will clap no matter what you say. You are also admitting that you can't defend the crap you are typing in on your blog. You are admitting defeat and that you obviously don't have the intelligence or the ballsack to debate. You may be the most pathetic people on earth. Do you really believe that it validates your opinions to have only people who agree with you having comments visble to the rest of the public. Im not here to blame conservatives. This is for anyone who doesn't have the sand to allow completely open comments on their blog. Its people like you destroy true freedom and undermine free speech. You are fascists at heart ( you just don't know it because you don't know what fascism is) You may also be the world's biggest pussies.

Please list anyone who has banned you and the reason here so that they may be avoided like the plague. Let me be the first to start.

~*~RED~*~ I was banned because from this blog because 85 IQ boy didn't like that I deflated a really bad argument of his.

A TEXAS BUSHIE. Just a complete retard.. I was probably out of line but, but fuck it.. she deserved it. Doesn't mean you ban me.

“They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither and will lose both.” Ben Franklin

Its time to be honest with ourselves…911 has torn this country apart in more ways than even my pessimistic mind could have ever imagined. Osama Bin Laden has done exactly what he set out to do. He has managed to strip this country of what it prizes most… Freedom.
Lets talk about what makes a country free.

Freedom of religion. We are currently experiencing a state that has decided to overwhelmingly sponser a specific religion, thus alienating those (albeit a minority) who wish to remain secular or practice a different religion than those in the majority. There is no freedom of religion in this country or freedom from religion.

Freedom to not participate in war. Once a country takes the right to institute a military draft, it sheds a major basic freedom to its people. The right to not partake in violence against another human being. A state who forces their people into military service can not, in any bastardization of freedom, declare themselves a free state. The United States cannot claim such a distinction, because we have drafted the citizenry in every REAL war we have ever been involved or will be involved in the future.

Freedom of political affiliation. Try seeing how long you walk about freely after declaring that you are a communist. You can’t even make comments about class awareness without raising eyebrows in this country. You should be able to in a free country. You shouldn’t have any problem forming or supporting a people’s labor party who looks after the working class. But thanks to the brainwashing of the robotic baby boomer generation.. see how far you get making snide comments about capitalism. In most circles, even “liberal” has been so demonized by the drones that you have to use that distinction sparingly. “If you give the poor food you are a saint; If you ask why the poor have no food…you are a communist.”

This isn’t a free country…never has been historically… even for the white people. Freedom is just a myth as classless communism. You live in a corporate oligarchy where your freedoms are limited to your purchasing power. So when we go crusading across the globe spreading freedom and democracy across the land, don’t be surprised if the more intelligent of us smirk and criticize. So please, stop fighting for my freedom. You can shove your “freedom” up your ass if the bible hasn’t taken up all the room